Ahh, turtles. Because of my beautiful wife Linda, I have enjoyed turtles since I was about 15 years old. Clockwise from the top left:

"Ry" (he's a Cooter). Anybody into Rock and Roll realizes a bad pun. "Ry" is actually much larger now than when this picture was taken and he is also very beautiful.

"Giganto" - Huge turtle acquired from friends after it broke through the glass of their 55 gallon tank. We have her in a pond.

Our pride and joy "Hermie" (female Red Eared Slider) who I bought for Linda as a gift in May of 1970, making her 41 years old.

Moe (she's an Indonesian Fat-Neck turtle). Doesn't she have the cutest face?